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Opening Sequence


Small Town – Somewhere


{Helen, Will and Kate are standing in front of a bank waiting for it to open}


Kate

Small towns make me nervous.


Will

Why?


Kate

Do I look small town to you?


Will

Right.


{Bridget unlocks and opens the door}


Magnus

Here we go, I'll take point.


Bridget

Come on in.


Magnus

{Entering} Thank you.


Will

{Entering} Morning.


Bridget

Morning.


{Helen walks up to the teller. Will and Kate wait near the door}


George

Good Morning, how can I help you?


Magnus

Safety deposit box number 350, please.


{Handing the teller her ID}


George

Certainly, Abigail Fernley, Ah I'm going to need to see some... {Helen put documents on the counter}...oh...well you certainly are organized. Everything seems to be in order. Um, Bridget will show you to the vault.


Magnus

Thank you.



George

You’re welcome.


{Costumer Grace enters}


Grace

I wanna see Thomas.


George

Sure Grace, come on in.


{Helen walks to the elevator with Bridget}


Will

We should be outta here in no time


The Vault {Helen and Bridget leave the elevator}

Bridget

Oh, it’s a bit warm down here.


Magnus

It certainly is.


Bridget

Sorry.


Magnus

It's alright I won't be long.


Bridget

Ok, come with me.


{They enter the vault}


Bridget

Our basement air conditioning is broken


{Bridget unlocks the safe deposit box}


Magnus

Thank you.


Bridget

If you need me I'll be upstairs.


{Helen nods. Bridget leaves}

{Helen puts in an ear piece and contacts Henry}


Henry

Yo


Magnus

I'm in, are you ready?


Henry

You got the egg, I got the ice.


Magnus

I'll take that as a yes.


Henry

Glad we got to this one in time I feel sorry for those guys in Monaco.


Magnus

That won’t happen here, stand by.


{Helen opens a different safe deposit box}

{Will and Kate are waiting in the bank upstairs}


Grace What do you mean collateral? Look I have been a customer of this bank since your father was manager.


Thomas

Yes and we sure appreciate your business Grace.


Grace

Bullcrap, I'm outta here Thomas!


{Will stops Kate’s bored pen clicking}


Kate

What?


Will

It's annoying. Little Bit.


Kate

Not even chained down (Referring to the pen) Welcome to Mayberry.


Will

You know we might want to focus here.


Kate

Whoa, there's a blast from the past NorCam fixed position, black and what no thermal tracking and if they haven't calibrated the focus lately…


Will

Wow, you sure know a lot about those cameras.


Kate

Look on the dust on those motion sensors, there’s no lasers at floor level; this place is a ripe peach just waiting to be plucked.


Will

Look I don’t want to interrupt your trip down memory lane but ah we're not here for the cash.


Kate

I know.


{Helen opens the safe deposit box but the creature has hatched and escaped}


Magnus

Oh, bloody hell. Bloody, bloody hell (Into earpiece) we’ve got a problem.


Will

What do you mean?


Magnus

Not only has the creature prematurely hatched but it's escaped as well.


Will

What do you mean? It’s in the bank?


Magnus

Worse, it’s inside someone in the bank. Guaranteed it's found a host by now. No one leaves until the abnormal is contained.


Will

How do we quarantine a bank?


{Kate pulls out a gun and fires three shots}


Kate

Everyone down this is hold up! Kiss the floor now!

{Screams from the other costumers}


[Opening credits]

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